If you just want to shout
Hey, my hair's falling out
Rogaine
When you're combing your hair
and the effect is like Nair
Rogaine

It won't lie
It won't lie
It won't lie
Rogaine

If your hair is bad news
You want to kick those blues
Rogaine
When your out in the sun
And your head gets well done
Rogaine

You may try
You may try
You may try
Rogaine

(Guitar solo)

When your at wit's end
And you want to send in
for Rogaine
Don't forget this fact
You can't get cash back
with Rogaine

They might lie
They might lie
They might lie
Rogaine

Let it die
Let it die
Let it die
Rogaine