Dashing through the store
looking for that certain gift
If I don't find it
My kid will have a fit (Wah Wah Wah)
Then I see this guy
grabbing the last one
Now I am going to have to try
to grab the toy and run

Oh Christmas Rage, Christmas Rage
Storming down the aisle
No jury would convict
in a murder trial. Hey

Christmas Rage, Christmas Rage
Stay out of my way.
Take your hands off this toy
or in the ground you'll stay.